EatMyGymShorts

le-cafe-musain:

don’t underestimate my ability to perform a whole musical if left home alone


unfollovving:

If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules


maddisnow:

*hears first notes to Sugar We’re Going Down*
*punches out of casket*
am i morE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET


do you ever rip off a piece of your lip with your teeth and swallow it and realize you just ate yourself 

(Source: cooldragonboy4000)

not my fat assme while evaluating a very small space my thin friends somehow expect me to occupy (via fatphrodite)

grinderman2:

share a coke with your own crippling sense of loneliness and inability to be mentally present in the real world


robinwiththehair:

ygrittesnow:

when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks

and women would come up and look at how cute i was and coo over me and be like “awww how cute wow”

and my dad would be like, “YOU KNOW WHAT’S CUTER THAN ONE BABY”

and then he’d spin around

and BAM

there was my brother

I love everything about this. 

(Source: jon-snow)


moonemojii:

when kids stare at you for a long time
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prezant:

If you think my blog sucks wait till you see my life 

(Source: ketzele)